The Book Thing

People are weird about books. I once visited a house that had none. I almost suffocated. I personally have over 300, but would like to have more. But the most interesting attitudes towards books are expressed in a variety of interesting ways. Such as...

...some people revere their books: 

...other people play with their books:

...others enjoy their books: 

...and others get angry. I feel that I fall more closely into this category: