If a window opens, check out what's on the other side.
If you killed it, you won.
If they make you look silly, glare at them until they BURN.
If you can't grow a mustache, try whiskers instead.
Keep your eyes on the sky. It's where the birds hide.
Don't blink. Blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back.
Don't look away. And don't blink.
Get it before it gets you.
Once you've captured the feather, don't let go.
Always keep your head up. It shows off your fabulous neck.
If the TARDIS lands in your yard, run.
(Towards it, preferably).