Wednesday, May 1, 2013

Orange Fur: Life Lessons from Goblin

Don't let anyone disturb your nap. Ever.

Stalk only the things that matter the most. 
Like feathers.

1. Find the ribbons. 
2. Get the ribbons back.
3. Leave no one alive.
4. Chew on the ribbons.

If you're desperate for a hug, you can probably find one somewhere.
Just keep it short. And don't be afraid to bite them when they won't let go.

Life is good. I am not Milton. Thank goodness.