Orange Fur: Life Lessons from Goblin, part 2

If a window opens, check out what's on the other side.

If you killed it, you won. 

If they make you look silly, glare at them until they BURN.

If you can't grow a mustache, try whiskers instead.

Keep your eyes on the sky. It's where the birds hide.

Don't blink. Blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back. 

Don't look away. And don't blink.

Good luck.

Get it before it gets you.

Once you've captured the feather, don't let go.

Always keep your head up. It shows off your fabulous neck.

If the TARDIS lands in your yard, run. 

(Towards it, preferably).

Orange Fur: Life Lessons from Goblin

Don't let anyone disturb your nap. Ever.

Stalk only the things that matter the most. 

Like feathers.

1. Find the ribbons. 

2. Get the ribbons back.

3. Leave no one alive.

4. Chew on the ribbons.

If you're desperate for a hug, you can probably find one somewhere.

Just keep it short. And don't be afraid to bite them when they won't let go.

Life is good. I am not Milton. Thank goodness.